February 2012
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Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for...
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teacher: you, pass out papers
me: okay
class:
me:
class:
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class:
me: who are you people
When I try to get off the internet
this always happens:
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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